Monday, April 03, 2006

Tips for Hispanic Marchers

If the Latinos marching in protest over the dabate about changes in the immigration laws want to be taken seriously, here's a couple of tips.

First, lost the Mexican flag. Nothing makes the blood boil of true American citizens faster than a bunch of protesters flying a foreign flag. You're in America, fly the American flag.

Second, lose the "si, se puede" chant. Again, you are in America, so speak English. You sneak in here to find work, but nothing says "wetback" like not understanding, or pretending not to understand, English.

These things I've suggested won't get you what you want all by themselves, but at least real Americans won't be as pissed off at you.